subwayA young woman from Boston (where about 95% of women are trollops anyway) decided to take a little nap after a night out on the town.  Nothing trollopy about that.  We’ve all needed 40 winks from time to time.

What we all don’t do, however, is use subway tracks as our cot.

Meet Name Withheld, who ambled around a subway stop in Boston a few evenings ago with a blood alcohol content of approximately .99.  Video from the station shows her wobbling around on the platform before stumblind onto the tracks, where she curled up in a fetal position and fell asleep.

Okay, she probably didn’t fall asleep, but she sure wasn’t moving around much.  In contrast to the approaching train, which was moving at a great rate of speed.  Alert, non-trollop citizens on the platform waved furiously at the approaching train, and the operator eventually got the picture and stopped.  The trollop was spared.

But to those of us who make our livings watching trollops, the threat level has increased.  First it’s disrupting air travel by driving a pick-up into an airport aquarium; now it’s delaying the Boston subway.  You better be careful.  Next they might hijack a unicycle.

Trollop.

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