Santo Gambino, a Sicilian man who did time for dumping hazardous waste, tried to get himself arrested again so he wouldn’t have to put up with his wife while under house arrest.

On first thought it seems crazy, but isn’t jail just one big sports bar with male on male rape?  You get a square meal, have access to a weight room, can watch and play sports, laugh with the guys about sexual exploits and instead of talking about which waitress or bartender you want to bang, substitute that with tomboyish female guard or prison bitch.

It sure beats listening to your wife drone on forever about day-to-day banalities, like taking out the garbage, cleaning the gutters, or paying for the upkeep of your children, as was the case with Gambino.

Police accused him of violating the terms of his sentence and made him go home and patch things up with his wife.  Unfortunate, since he’ll now have to hear her constant nagging and wont have the option to blow off some steam in the yard by hitting on a prison bitch.

Trollop.

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