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Here’s a “dog” of a “tail” that’s been “woofed” to us from “Athens, Georgia.”

It seems a “bitch” was in her “dog house” when a “stray” human – a homeless “rrrrrrrobberrrrrrrr” – tried turning this woman’s door knob.

Talk about “ruff” luck!

Anyway, according to the Associated Press:  “The woman got on the floor and began scratching at the door and acting like a large dog when the suspicious man tried turning the woman’s door knob.  The police report did not say what specific dog-like behaviors, such as barking, the woman mimicked.”

The man ran away with his “tail” between his “hind legs.”  Police couldn’t find him.  Maybe they shoulda brought out the K-9s!

So why does this woman earn a spot on Trollop Watch?  After all, she was ostensibly just protecting her home.  The answer is:  we here at TW do not believe she knew there was a burglar.  We believe she just wanders around her house playing “Dog,” and just so happened to scare away a burglar – who probably figured, “This broad’s liable to give me rabies.”  Or something.

Trrrrrrrrrollop.

RELATED LINK: Ga. woman scares off burglar by acting like a dog