airplaneFor years, women have had to deal with a glass ceiling at the work place.  A trollop in Miami figured out the best way to bust through it was with a bomb.  Or at least the threat of one.

In an attempt to delay a flight that her boss might miss, the unnamed woman called in a bomb threat.  Loyal employee?  Yes.  Terrorist?  No.  Trollop?  Definitely.

Miami International Airport officials received a call and an e-mail claiming that a bomb was on an American Airlines plane. Police searched the specified aircraft but didn’t find a bomb.

The e-mail was eventually tracked to the woman’s computer.  Upon questioning by police, she  reportedly told police that her boss had been booked on the flight to Honduras, but she had caused him to be late for the flight. She thought the bomb threat would give her boss time to make it.

Thus the old adage remains true:  Nothing good ever happens on the way to Honduras.

The woman was being held on $7,500 bail, but you can’t put a price tag on impressing your boss.

Trollop.

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