With today’s news that wrestling legend Captain Lou Albano has passed away, Trollop Watch has decided to go back in time to an event that likely shaved a few years from his life:  His association with known trollop Cyndi Lauper.

Way back in the 1980′s, Captain Lou participated in the music video for “Girls Just Wanna Have fun.”  It was arguably Lauper’s biggest hit.  It was also a clear example of trollopation.

0:41 – Lauper frolics about the kitchen when she needs to take a cue from her mother and start cooking.

00:54 – Captain Lou dispenses advice that is, no doubt, very useful.  You know this because he’s wagging his finger frantically.  Lauper shows the ultimate sign of disrespect by twisting her father’s arm around his back and forcing him against the wall.  The fact that Albano did not wallop that trollop is a testament to his near saintliness.

01:14 – She gets on the phone with her equally slutty friends.  They’re probably talking about how many cocks they’ve blown, a conversation that will take hours, if not days.

02:18 – Lauper and her girlfriends dance around a random room.  Looks like the beginning of an orgy.

02:40 – Dances in the streets, lifting up her skirt every time she passes a man.

02:43 – Only trollops go down dark stairwells without the accompanyment of a man.

02:54 – Interrupting a gentleman who is minding his own business and reading the afternoon edition of his local newspaper.

03:12 – While Captain Lou is having a civil conversation with his loving wife, Cyndi and her band of skanks throw an impromptu party, trashing the place in the process.  Once again, Captain Lou shows his saintlyness by only pointing at them and not beating them up and throwing them out of his house.

Cyndi better have a hell of a tribute planned for Captain Lou after causing him all of this heart ache.  Trollop.