Posts tagged Domestic dispute
Goldfish Trollop
Nov 10th
Next time you get in a fight with your girlfriend and she says she wants to eat your goldfish, make sure she means the kind you get from Pepperidge Farm and not the pet shop.
Also make sure you’re never date a trollop like an unnamed woman in Pasadena, Texas, who, after a dispute with her former common-law husband, fried up and ate his pet goldfish after a dispute about jewelry.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment. Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned and apparently got hungry.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman’s home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three but could not finish the meal because everything, including goldfish, is bigger in Texas.
No word on the spices used to cook the fish, nor if she put the remaining fish in a doggy bag for officers to take home.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Cops: Woman eats ex’s goldfish after spat
Mother-Daughter Trollops
Nov 4th
Sometimes, the trollop apple doesn’t fall far from the trollop tree.
A domestic dispute between a Eustis, Florida mother and daughter led to both of them being put in jail and charged with battery.
Lisa W. Johnson, 46, and her biological daughter, Jessica Marie Fixl, 25, broke out into fisticuffs over a man with whom they had both been having sexual relations.
Richard Bowman, the man involved and the envy of every guy who frequents the local VFW in Eustis, had been living with Johnson as a couple for a year. When Johnson recently went to jail, Fixl carried on the rich family tradition of trollopy and began screwing her mother’s boyfriend, according to the affidavit.
Johnson eventually returned from jail, leading to a sticky situation at the homestead. Things came to a head when, in a ballsy move, Johnson grabbed her man’s testicles and wouldn’t let go. At one point, she said she was going to “rip them off,” according to Bowman’s account. In response, her daughter did the logical thing by punching her in the forehead.
The ensuing melee left Fixl with blood on her fingernails and a ring that was missing stones, which caused a cut on Johnson’s forehead (as seen in the mugshot).
Now, they’ll get to spend time in jail as a family.
Mom was arrested on a charge of felony domestic simple battery on Bowman. It’s a felony charge because she was convicted of criminal domestic abuse in 1991 and convicted of battery in early September.
Daughter was arrested and charged with domestic battery upon her mother because police said Bowman could defend himself against Johnson.
The old saying is true, after all: The family that commits battery and sleeps with the same man together, stays together.
Trollops.
RELATED LINK: Family feud: Eustis mom, daughter jailed in fight over same man