Advice for future police officers:  Never mention you’re thirsty while detaining a woman who has recently given birth.

Toni Tramel, a 31-year-old Owensboro, Kentucky woman, was initially jailed on a misdemeanor public intoxication.  She then confused an officer with her infant child.   As she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.  Tramel said she used milk as a last resort after forgetting her Trick Squirt Flower at home.

Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

The officer said the milk was a too sweet for her since she was bottle fed as a child.

Trollop.

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