Mailbox Trollop
Nov 5th
A woman in Brooksville, Florida walked to her mailbox topless and made neighbors wonder if she was waiting to receive a different kind of package.
Instead of enjoying the free show, police were called. When they arrived at the home on Easy Street (not making that up), they say Marilyn Incigeri had also taken off her shorts and was completely naked.
Incigeri had enough brains to run in the house and put some clothes on before police arrested her and charged her with indecent exposure.
Shockingly, Incigeri showed signs of intoxication according to the police report.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Naked neighbor arrested in Brooksville
Mother-Daughter Trollops
Nov 4th
Sometimes, the trollop apple doesn’t fall far from the trollop tree.
A domestic dispute between a Eustis, Florida mother and daughter led to both of them being put in jail and charged with battery.
Lisa W. Johnson, 46, and her biological daughter, Jessica Marie Fixl, 25, broke out into fisticuffs over a man with whom they had both been having sexual relations.
Richard Bowman, the man involved and the envy of every guy who frequents the local VFW in Eustis, had been living with Johnson as a couple for a year. When Johnson recently went to jail, Fixl carried on the rich family tradition of trollopy and began screwing her mother’s boyfriend, according to the affidavit.
Johnson eventually returned from jail, leading to a sticky situation at the homestead. Things came to a head when, in a ballsy move, Johnson grabbed her man’s testicles and wouldn’t let go. At one point, she said she was going to “rip them off,” according to Bowman’s account. In response, her daughter did the logical thing by punching her in the forehead.
The ensuing melee left Fixl with blood on her fingernails and a ring that was missing stones, which caused a cut on Johnson’s forehead (as seen in the mugshot).
Now, they’ll get to spend time in jail as a family.
Mom was arrested on a charge of felony domestic simple battery on Bowman. It’s a felony charge because she was convicted of criminal domestic abuse in 1991 and convicted of battery in early September.
Daughter was arrested and charged with domestic battery upon her mother because police said Bowman could defend himself against Johnson.
The old saying is true, after all: The family that commits battery and sleeps with the same man together, stays together.
Trollops.
RELATED LINK: Family feud: Eustis mom, daughter jailed in fight over same man
Cane-wielding Trollop
Nov 3rd
While most women in their 60′s merely complain about how kids these days don’t know what good music is and that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, a woman in Singapore has proven that one is never too old to be a trollop.
The unidentified woman has been frequenting a local market in Ang Mo Kio, Singapore, caning and scolding any female in short pants that she came across. While we’re all for unsavory women covering up body parts that shouldn’t be exposed to the general public, using a stick to beat them into submission isn’t a good idea.
The would-be vigilante later set her sights on one of the hawkers at the market.
From the article:
The hawker, who was annoyed by the old woman’s act, had attempted to stop her but was still whipped.
Her mother saw this and went to her aid. The mother and daughter managed to stop the old woman and forced her onto the ground.
The police were later called. It was unexplained why it took two people to restrain an elderly woman.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Strange woman with cane strikes women in shorts at Ang Mo Kio market
Tour Bus Trollop
Nov 2nd
A key characteristic of a Trollop is the inability to keep clothing on in places where most would opt to remain dressed. Places like a tour bus filled to capacity.
According to the Florida highway patrol, of adults was returning from a Budweiser Cruise on a tour bus when the woman began stripping. It’s unknown whether or not the trollop in question had a few free, inhibition lowering, samples of Bud Lime on the cruise, but one could assume.
The driver told authorities that she was “putting on a show,” so he decided to call police instead of letting the situation escalate. Because God forbid he see a naked woman dancing around a bus full of drunk people. After all, It might encourage more drunken, naked dancing and no one wants that.
While not the decision most men would make in that situation, we have to commend him for blowing the whistle on this trollop.
Police warned the bus passengers and no arrests were made. The final destination of the bus was not known, though it was assumed to be the nearest KFC.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: FHP Called When Woman Strips On Bus
Fake Pimp-Momma Trollop
Oct 30th
Craigslist is a great way for single people across the country to exchange various bacteria. So imagine the disdain of the men who e-mailed poster lacethong23@yahoo.com, received a phone number, then were rebuffed when they called.
The audacity of this lacethong23@yahoo.com! How dare she toy with the hearts of so many men?
According to New York City’s WCBS, one phone exchange went like this:
Caller: “Hey baby, is this [first name]?”
Person answering phone: “I’m her mother.”
Caller: “Oh, hot lady lives with foxy momma!” (This is an actual quote from WCBS’s transcript.)
Person answering phone: “The hot lady you are referring to is nine years old.”
See, turns out the Craigslist post was [allegedly] written by Margery Tannebaum, a 40-year-old social worker, mother and trollop. Tannenbaum was upset after her daughter got into an argument with a classmate. So she did what any caring trollop mother would do: offer sex to men on Craigslist, then give out the other girl’s name and phone number.
For those wondering: yes, Tannenbaum had been the “classroom mother” for the class including her daughter and the other girl.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Mom Accused Of Craigslist Revenge On 9-Year-Old