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Adult Entertainment Trollop
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Ah, the simple joys of childhood. Little league, catching fireflies on a summer night, recess in the playground, and watching pornography outside your neighbors window after school.
That was the case in Grand Forks, ND, where a woman who lives net to an elementary school was charged with disorderly conduct after porn was allegedly playing on her television with her front door open and volume at a maximum level.
Employees at the school reported the loud, conspicuous pornography out of concerns for students who were arriving in the morning. While I like to watch hard core porn with my morning bowl of raisin bran as much as the next guy, I usually shut the blinds and listen at a reasonable volume.
Though one might say the kids were going to find out about the birds and the bees eventually anyways, conventional wisdom says to leave such things as double penetration up to the imagination until they turn 13 at least.
To top things off, when police arrived at the house, she physically resisted the officers. She was extracted by force and proceeded to bite the officer’s arm, kick him in the groin, and spit in his face.
Fluid exchange of any kid from this woman might be cause for alarm, but she did her best to eloquently dispel any fears during her hearing.
“I have a cold and don’t believe I touched anybody’s skin when I spit on the cop that I did,” she said.
You could likely substitute the word “cold” for the phrase “lack of brain function” and get a more accurate description of this trollop. So next time you want to get kinky and there is a possibility of a group of children walking by your house, draw the blinds, please.
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Burlington Trollop Factory
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Imagine you’re shopping at the Burlington Coat Factory. Like the other customers, you are both cold and a touch low class. Hey, it’s Burlington! And because you’re shopping there, you’re probably also of average-or-worse intelligence.
So when the woman shows up in a limo and announces to the store she’s a lottery winner, and will buy coats for everybody, you get on the phone and tell as many local relatives and friends as possible to haul ass to the store. After all, this is everybody’s chance to sport a splendid $80 faux fur knee-length slightly damaged purple coat!
This was the scene that unfolded at a Burlington Coat Factory in Ohio. Five hundred people filled the store, and another 1,000 waited outside. It was beautiful, man, all these people, united in the common goodness of man just because a lottery winner decided she wanted to share.
Or not.
The woman, who was wanted on three outstanding warrants, was not a lottery winner at all. No, after she had been arrested, after the fracas turned into a riot with angry customers taking merchandise without paying, police speculated she may have even been mentally ill. Moreso than other trollops, I mean. Her limo driver turned her in. I don’t know the driver’s gender, but that could be another trollop right there.
Trollops just wanna have fun
0With today’s news that wrestling legend Captain Lou Albano has passed away, Trollop Watch has decided to go back in time to an event that likely shaved a few years from his life: His association with known trollop Cyndi Lauper.
Way back in the 1980′s, Captain Lou participated in the music video for “Girls Just Wanna Have fun.” It was arguably Lauper’s biggest hit. It was also a clear example of trollopation.
0:41 – Lauper frolics about the kitchen when she needs to take a cue from her mother and start cooking.
00:54 – Captain Lou dispenses advice that is, no doubt, very useful. You know this because he’s wagging his finger frantically. Lauper shows the ultimate sign of disrespect by twisting her father’s arm around his back and forcing him against the wall. The fact that Albano did not wallop that trollop is a testament to his near saintliness.
01:14 – She gets on the phone with her equally slutty friends. They’re probably talking about how many cocks they’ve blown, a conversation that will take hours, if not days.
02:18 – Lauper and her girlfriends dance around a random room. Looks like the beginning of an orgy.
02:40 – Dances in the streets, lifting up her skirt every time she passes a man.
02:43 – Only trollops go down dark stairwells without the accompanyment of a man.
02:54 – Interrupting a gentleman who is minding his own business and reading the afternoon edition of his local newspaper.
03:12 – While Captain Lou is having a civil conversation with his loving wife, Cyndi and her band of skanks throw an impromptu party, trashing the place in the process. Once again, Captain Lou shows his saintlyness by only pointing at them and not beating them up and throwing them out of his house.
Cyndi better have a hell of a tribute planned for Captain Lou after causing him all of this heart ache. Trollop.