Drunk Trollop
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Milk Squirting Trollop
Mar 8th
Advice for future police officers: Never mention you’re thirsty while detaining a woman who has recently given birth.
Toni Tramel, a 31-year-old Owensboro, Kentucky woman, was initially jailed on a misdemeanor public intoxication. She then confused an officer with her infant child. As she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. Tramel said she used milk as a last resort after forgetting her Trick Squirt Flower at home.
Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.
The officer said the milk was a too sweet for her since she was bottle fed as a child.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Inmate squirts breast milk on deputy
Shotgun Shootin’, Party Bustin’ Trollop
Nov 18th
A sure-fire way kill a party is when someone says “let’s do a shotgun round,” you pull out bullets instead of Miller Lite.
Party-goers in Fort Pierce, Florida, had to call it an early night after a trollop fired a shotgun to get people away from her house.
Telisha Rena Richmond, first called 911 because, according to an affidavit, “people from a party down the street” were parking in her yard.
Officers asked the people to move their cars. The impolite parkers allegedly began yelling at Richmond, who responded by grabbing her shotgun and firing it into the air.
Richmond said she’d imbibed “at least” six beers before the incident. Shocker. She was arrested on charges of firing a weapon in public and disorderly intoxication.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Fort Pierce woman arrested after she said she fired shotgun to get partiers to move
Train Track Trollop
Nov 13th
A young woman from Boston (where about 95% of women are trollops anyway) decided to take a little nap after a night out on the town. Nothing trollopy about that. We’ve all needed 40 winks from time to time.
What we all don’t do, however, is use subway tracks as our cot.
Meet Name Withheld, who ambled around a subway stop in Boston a few evenings ago with a blood alcohol content of approximately .99. Video from the station shows her wobbling around on the platform before stumblind onto the tracks, where she curled up in a fetal position and fell asleep.
Okay, she probably didn’t fall asleep, but she sure wasn’t moving around much. In contrast to the approaching train, which was moving at a great rate of speed. Alert, non-trollop citizens on the platform waved furiously at the approaching train, and the operator eventually got the picture and stopped. The trollop was spared.
But to those of us who make our livings watching trollops, the threat level has increased. First it’s disrupting air travel by driving a pick-up into an airport aquarium; now it’s delaying the Boston subway. You better be careful. Next they might hijack a unicycle.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Drunk woman survives fall onto subway track
Mailbox Trollop
Nov 5th
A woman in Brooksville, Florida walked to her mailbox topless and made neighbors wonder if she was waiting to receive a different kind of package.
Instead of enjoying the free show, police were called. When they arrived at the home on Easy Street (not making that up), they say Marilyn Incigeri had also taken off her shorts and was completely naked.
Incigeri had enough brains to run in the house and put some clothes on before police arrested her and charged her with indecent exposure.
Shockingly, Incigeri showed signs of intoxication according to the police report.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Naked neighbor arrested in Brooksville
Tour Bus Trollop
Nov 2nd
A key characteristic of a Trollop is the inability to keep clothing on in places where most would opt to remain dressed. Places like a tour bus filled to capacity.
According to the Florida highway patrol, of adults was returning from a Budweiser Cruise on a tour bus when the woman began stripping. It’s unknown whether or not the trollop in question had a few free, inhibition lowering, samples of Bud Lime on the cruise, but one could assume.
The driver told authorities that she was “putting on a show,” so he decided to call police instead of letting the situation escalate. Because God forbid he see a naked woman dancing around a bus full of drunk people. After all, It might encourage more drunken, naked dancing and no one wants that.
While not the decision most men would make in that situation, we have to commend him for blowing the whistle on this trollop.
Police warned the bus passengers and no arrests were made. The final destination of the bus was not known, though it was assumed to be the nearest KFC.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: FHP Called When Woman Strips On Bus