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Today’s trollop comes to us from Alpharetta, Georgia, where 39-year-old Nicole Gomez yelled swears and assaulted a man when another restaurant customer turned around to look at her.
The other customer: a five-year-old girl eating with her dad. The restaurant: McDonald’s.
Here’s what happened: the girl turned around in her bench and looked at Gomez, who told the dad the girl was “[expletive] with her.” (Quotes come from an Atlanta Journal-Constitution story.) The dad, Ken Garrison, told Gomez she was being overly sensitive, and she called him a “bitch.”
Understandably Garrison moved himself and his daughter to a table further from Gomez. Later he refilled his drink and told her again she’d been overly sensitive; she told him to “get out of my face, bitch.” When Garrison went to leave, Gomez threw her drink at him, ice cubes and all. He had the manager call the police.
From the article:
In 1998, Gomez was sentenced to six years in prison on child cruelty charges after pleading guilty to abandoning her newborn daughter in a Dumpster at the Clayton County apartment complex where she was living at the time. The baby survived, and Gomez was released from prison in 2002.
Trollop.
RELATED LINK: Child’s stare sparks restaurant argument
Adult Entertainment Trollop
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Ah, the simple joys of childhood. Little league, catching fireflies on a summer night, recess in the playground, and watching pornography outside your neighbors window after school.
That was the case in Grand Forks, ND, where a woman who lives net to an elementary school was charged with disorderly conduct after porn was allegedly playing on her television with her front door open and volume at a maximum level.
Employees at the school reported the loud, conspicuous pornography out of concerns for students who were arriving in the morning. While I like to watch hard core porn with my morning bowl of raisin bran as much as the next guy, I usually shut the blinds and listen at a reasonable volume.
Though one might say the kids were going to find out about the birds and the bees eventually anyways, conventional wisdom says to leave such things as double penetration up to the imagination until they turn 13 at least.
To top things off, when police arrived at the house, she physically resisted the officers. She was extracted by force and proceeded to bite the officer’s arm, kick him in the groin, and spit in his face.
Fluid exchange of any kid from this woman might be cause for alarm, but she did her best to eloquently dispel any fears during her hearing.
“I have a cold and don’t believe I touched anybody’s skin when I spit on the cop that I did,” she said.
You could likely substitute the word “cold” for the phrase “lack of brain function” and get a more accurate description of this trollop. So next time you want to get kinky and there is a possibility of a group of children walking by your house, draw the blinds, please.
RELATED LINK: GF woman accused of showing porn video from window, assaulting cop
Great Moments in Trollop History: John McCain
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During John McCain’s 1992 Senatorial bid, his wife joined him on the campaign trail. Instead of supporting her husband with words of encouragement during what was most definitely a trying and stressful time, Cindy McCain decided to insultingly comment on her husband’s hairline.
At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.”
There’s no easier way to bring a man down than to make fun of his lack of hair. Why not make a funny remark about his wonky arms or goitre? That would have stung less.
Instead of shrugging her comment off or simply ignoring it, John McCain put his wife in her place with a witty retort, acknowledging that while he is not in control of his thinning hair, she can choose to put on less make up and look more like a woman than a clown. Though his wife’s money likely gave him the means to run for public office, he didn’t allow that to get in the way of what was a fair response to an obviously mean spirited comment.
Because of his candor, John McCain is the creator of a Great Moment in Trollop History.
RELATED LINK: Book: McCain temper boiled over in ’92 tirade, called wife a ‘cunt’