As America has its eyes set on what is sure to be an exciting World Series between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Yankees, people in both cities are clamoring to get tickets.  One trollop hailing from Philadelphia, however, got arrested because her idea of a Fall Classic was prostituting herself for an hour or two.

From the news item:

Susan Finkelstein, 43, was charged with prostitution and related offenses after police say she advertised herself as a buxom, blond, die-hard Phillies fan who was desperately seeking World Series tickets and would have sex to get them.

In other words, she was arrested for being both cheap and a whore.  You really couldn’t just spring for the tickets?  You’d rather let a stranger violate your body instead of racking up a charge card bill?

Look, lady, We’re a strong proponent of woman receiving anal in exchange for tickets to a sporting event.  But maybe next time you can go about it in a more discrete fashion.  Ask your co-workers and friends if they are willing to give up their seats along the third base line for a romp in the hay.  Don’t leave a paper trail if you want to polish your neighbor’s knob for an Eagles wild card game.

For what it’s worth, the woman looks attractive enough to sleep with.  But she’d probably only agree to perform outercourse since the only baseball tickets we ever buy are to Pittsburgh Pirates games.

She was charged with soliciting prostitution and related offenses.  Though trollopy, we say let the woman screw for tickets and arrest real criminals, like women who give sex in exchange for a sissy sport like soccer.

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