Tampa International Airport is a nice place.  The terminals are pretty clean, there’s a good shopping area, and there are tropical fish in large aquariums to delight travelers.

Scratch that:  There were tropical fish.

Today’s trollop is 36-year-old Yamile Campuzno-Martine, who’s not earning any points with that name.  She lost control of her pickup truck – a favorite vehicle of trollops – and crashed into a $200,000 1,500 aquarium.  Nearly all the fish in the tank were killed.

That’s bad.  But what elevates her to true trollop status is that she had a six-year-old boy in her lap at the time.  Unrestrained, naturally.  The kid is lucky he survived; not so lucky to have sat in the lap of an authentic North American Trollopus Trollopi.

So to sum up:  trollop has pick-up truck; trollop places child on lap; trollop drives pick-up truck to Tampa International; trollop endangers several species of fish.  Sounds about right.  Sounds like she’s headed to jail.  Where she’ll become fresh fish herself.

Trollop.

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