shotguntrollopA sure-fire way kill a party is when someone says “let’s do a shotgun round,” you pull out bullets instead of Miller Lite.

Party-goers in Fort Pierce, Florida, had to call it an early night after a trollop fired a shotgun to get people away from her house.

Telisha Rena Richmond, first called 911 because, according to an affidavit, “people from a party down the street” were parking in her yard.

Officers asked the people to move their cars.  The impolite parkers allegedly began yelling at Richmond, who responded by grabbing her shotgun and firing it into the air.

Richmond said she’d imbibed “at least” six beers before the incident.  Shocker.  She was arrested on charges of firing a weapon in public and disorderly intoxication.

Trollop.

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