lowesWhile most women working in a hardware store would seduce a customer by baking brownies or by wearing nothing but a thong under their apron, a West Virginia Lowe’s employee realized the quickest way to a man’s heart is with a half-price miter saw.

Katie Lynn Smith, 20,  trolloped her way to criminal charges  after she discounted $20,000 worth of Lowe’s merchandise to win a man’s affection.

Unfortunately for her, security cameras caught her selling the man a pressure washer worth several hundred dollars for $3.66.

Charges, of course, were brought against her.  The police complaint says Smith admitted incorrectly ringing up nearly $20,000 worth of merchandise in four months for “a male she desired as a boyfriend.”

Police couldn’t say whether the scheme helped her romantic prospects, though it’s assumed the man pleasured her with the vibrating handle of an  $89.99 belt sander that he purchased for $1.48

Trollop.

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