smokingDon’t smoke ‘em if you got ‘em in Niceville, Florida, especially not around one anti-smoking trollop who was apprehended after attacking a smoker with air freshener.

Police were called to an apartment complex in Niceville, Fla. where they found a woman spraying a 9 ounce can of “Glade Potpourri Air Freshener” around another woman’s head, the Northwest Florida Daily News of Fort Walton Beach reported.

In addition to being an anti-smoker, she’s also anti-being-a-decent-human-being.  Instead of asking the woman if she could blow her butt a few feet away, or to put it out, the logical alternative for this bitch was to spray her with a chemical for nearly a minute.

The police report quoted the sprayer saying she’ll continue to spray the air freshener and threatened she’d take the case all the way to the Supreme Court, maintaining her right to breathe fresh air.  Of course, she never mentioned a person’s right to not be sprayed in the face with air freshener, which is the 16th amendment.

This was the second time the woman had attacked the other woman with air freshener for smoking in front of her apartment.

Trollop.

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